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Character Quiz
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12 Character Meme:
The Rules: Pick 12 of your characters, don't look at the questions beforehand, then answer the questions


1. Noraimund
2. Abhorsen
3. Fyresk
4. Ryleanin
5. Antherwil
6. Korvain
7. Keyrun
8. Alorella
9. Matius
10. Dresdain
11. Litheena
12. Aiden
So many realms mixed up in there it makes my head hurt >.>

Noraimund-Once more…
Everyone-UNTO THE BREACH!

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 (Korvain) or 11 (Litheena)?
>_> The not exactly mortal drow with an IQ of 412 that created his own demiplane, or, Litheena…huh…

Korvain-*grins a little disturbingly*

2) Do you think 2 (Abhorsen) is hot? How hot?
Of course he is. He’s based off of me. One damn sexy bitch.

Abhorsen-…Do you know how long it has been since I’ve gotten laid?

v.v

3) 12 (Aiden) sends 8 (Alorella) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Well, Aiden is sort of a timid fellow, and Alorella is a blade for hire. I’m not sure what he would need a mercenary for, most probably recovering things. She’s good at what she does, it just depends on the temperature.

Alorella-v.v 50 degree temperature adjustment. Way to be, snow elf.

4) What is, or would be, 9 (Matius)'s favorite book?
*snarks* The Prince, by Machiavelli

Matius-I was there when he wrote it. Italy was nice in those days.

5) Would it make more sense for 2 (Abhorsen) to swear fealty to 6 (Korvain), or the other way around?
Depends on when it was. Before Korvain took a little trip, Abhorsen trumped. But now…I think that the situation has changed

6) For some reason, 5 (Antherwil) is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9 (Matius), or 10 (Dresdain)?
Antherwil-*carefully* I don’t like vampires.
Dresdain-Fweet ^_^
Matius-*glare*


7) 2 [Abhorsen], 7 [Keyrun], and 12 [Aiden]have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Keyrun and Abhorsen drag Aiden to some hellhole Chinese restaurant where they eat cat. They needle Aiden for about half an hour about Aria, and then both Abhorsen and Aiden realize how god damn weird Keyrun is.

Abhorsen-*snarks* You’ve never eaten cat?
Keyrun-Or people?
Aiden-O_O
Abhorsen-Keyrun…
Keyrun-Which one?
Aiden-The normal one!
Abhorsen-*sighs* Well, that’s two out of three
Keyrun-Split personalities *rule*



8) 3 [Fyresk] challenges 10 [Dresdain] to a duel. What happens?
Fyresk beats down on Dresdain, due to being a shapeshifter, but Dresdain gets in some good shots. He’s a big person, and very strong, and very fast. Match for S’ric in arm wrestling in his human form.


9) If 1 [Noraimund] stole 8's [Alorella] most precious possession, how would they get it back?
Alorella ends up tracking Noraimund to the end of the earth to get her sword back, then stabs him in the ass with it.

Noraimund-v.v It’s not even that pretty
Alorella-*twitch* It was a gift!

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7[Keyrun] and 12 [Aiden] both attain what they most desire.
Unity. Aiden marries Aria, and Keyrun gets one personality.
Keyrun->_> Meaning I subjugate the other two

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4[Ryleanin] and 1[Noraimund] to work together?
Night out on the town! They’d sleep with anyone >_>
Noraimund-*hums “Bad Boys”*
Ryleanin-Stop killing the music, please.

12) If 7 [Keyrun] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I’d hide. Far, far away. I’m not spending more then fifteen minutes with that psychopath. O_O

Keyrun-*bares filed teeth*

13) If you could command 3[Fyresk] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Uh…I’m not going to tell you….

14) Does anyone on your friends list resemble 11 (Litheena)?
YES! *grumbles about dumb blond republicans*

15) If 2 [Abhorsen] had to choose sides between 4 [Ryleanin] and 5 [Korvain], which would it be?
Abhorsen-*whistles*
Ryleanin-Who’s your boy! Come on! *bambi eyes*
Korvain-*simply stares*
Abhorsen-Ryleanin…*carefully*
Ryleanin-Yes?
Abhorsen-You can’t fundamentally change the flow of space-time. I’m sorry.
Korvain-^_^

16) What might 10 (Dresdain) shout while charging into battle?
YIPEE KAI YAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Dresdain-^_^ I love that movie. And how man-pretty I am

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 [Alorella], which song would you choose?
*muse* “Into the Storm”, mostly likely. Orchestral piece.


18) 1 [Noraimund], 6 [Korvain], and 11 [Litheena] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Noraimund-*clacks chopsticks threateningly*
Korvain-*ball of force crackles in his hand*
Noraimund-Oh, you don’t even know
Litheena-*sneezes on plate*
Korvain-v.v
Noraimund-O_O
Litheena-*eats* ^_^


20) What would 5 [Antherwil] most likely be arrested for?
>_> Possession of marijuana?

Antherwil-…Totally Morsigil’s fault!
Yeah. Cause he was the one that got you hooked on drugs. Sure.
Antherwil-v.v Peer pressure from my Liege!

21) What is 6's [Korvain] secret?
Korvain-*arches golden eyebrow* Which one?

22) If 11 [Litheena] and 9 [Matius] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Litheena has the faster car/jet/bike/space shuttle/small country of people to carry her, but….

Matius-Tremere FTW!

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Keyrun] or 8 [Alorella]?
*looks at the snow elf mercenary with the sword*
*looks at the psychopath gnawing on someone’s femur*
>_> Party of two, heavy on the ice cubes

24) 1 (Noraimund) and 9 (Matius) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's (Ryleanin) sinister secret organization. 11 (Litheena) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 (Ryleanin). Meanwhile, 4 (Ryleanin) has kidnapped 12 (Aiden) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Antherwil), they seek out 3 (Fyresk), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic.
Living Legends in their Own Spare Time



Because I can actually see the Patriarch of the Tremere Clan and Grandfather Patron of Menzoberranzan actually doing this. Ryleanin would try to take over the world with Sex, Drugs, and Rock n’Roll, Litheena would totally do double work to get screw Aiden over, and drow and the vampire would have to take advice from the stoner knight. V.v

I shudder to think what would happen to the world if they needed Fyresk’s help

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